spacegiants:

i wear spf 420

(Source: plantsmoke)

cokeflow:

these people at starbucks just asked me to “turn down my screamo music”

uhm wtf it’s post-hardcore melodic 2-step pop-core, get real

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: easternbabe)

ohayalex:

when people complain about the ads on tumblr

are you dumb

that’s what ad block is for

dennys:

termsofenragement:

dennys:

Relationship status: Breakfast

It’s two thirty in the afternoon.

When we’re together time doesn’t exist.

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from